little things for big places: A is only A when it is not a bucket catching water. B is only B when it is not a valley to slide into. C is only C when it is not a hang nail that I've lost. D is only D when the moon is not full. E is only E when it is not raking leaves. F is only F when my hair doesn't need combed. G is only G when the black snake is not sleeping. H is only H when my house is likely to crumble.I is only I when the spool is threadless. J is only J when I have no need for a recliner. K is only K when I am not cutting paper. L is only L when I am not measuring paper. M is only M when the number 3 is not working. N is only N when I say it is. O is only O when there is an absence of leaking. P is only P when I am not shooting baskets. Q is only Q when there is not an absence of leaking. R is only R when the children are not sliding. S is only S when the path is never straight, and REALLY: it is never straight. T is only T when the telephone poles are swerving. U is only U when I am not playing horseshoes. V is only V when my bib has been misplaced. W is only W when not stretched out in a constellation, X is only X when O is not the best option. Y is only Y when I have my head hung low. Z is only Z when two points are not supposed to meet.